1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,107 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,019 (tinny music plays) 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,689 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,024 (employees speaking indistinctly) 5 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,696 ORANGE: Here at MIRA Corporation, 6 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,032 the company culture is so fun-gaging, 7 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,768 it will have you making up words. 8 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,703 Hi, I'm Orange. 9 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,739 Don't think of me as your HR rep, 10 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,542 think of me as your HR family. 11 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,843 GREEN: Whoa. 12 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,612 ORANGE: The good folks here at MIRA 13 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,647 have discovered a brand-new, very fun energy source 14 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,716 that we like to call Ore-Plus. 15 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,585 Your mission is to get our highly valuable Ore-Plus 16 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,388 from this asteroid all the way 17 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:58,057 to our fun-tastic refining facility on Industria. 18 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,227 First things first, now is a great time 19 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,230 to pause the tape and introduce yourself 20 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,199 to anyone else in the room with you. 21 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,600 GREEN: Hi. I'm Green. 22 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,936 You're White, aren't you? I think I saw you on TV. 23 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,272 WHITE: I get that a lot, because I'm on TV a lot. 24 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,273 Probably because of all my hard work. 25 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,442 - GREEN: Hard work? Like what? - Hoo, boy, 26 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,578 let me tell you, one day I was walking down the street, 27 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,078 completely minding my own business, 28 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,947 when suddenly, out of nowhere, 29 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,883 my parents offered me a board member role 30 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,653 at their pharmaceutical company. 31 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,921 Then, while summering-- as a verb-- on my yacht, 32 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,790 my sommelier-- whose name I don't recall-- 33 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,959 presented me the cork, and on the underside was, 34 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,263 you guessed it, a winning ride on this very ship. 35 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,931 So, pretty much the same kind of thing that happens to everyone. 36 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,434 What's your equally as enterprising life's story? 37 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,803 GREEN: I'm an unpaid intern. 38 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,807 WHITE: Anything else? 39 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,510 GREEN: Oh, I grew up on a worm farm. 40 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,248 WHITE: Oh, how rustic. 41 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,317 (high-pitched babble) 42 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,986 - Ooh, that's a, that's a lot of information. - GREEN: Uh, just a second here. 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,089 ORANGE: ...by combining your sick and paid days. 44 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:10,331 ORANGE: And finally, to give you a personalized tour of the ship, 45 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,367 I want to introduce you to... 46 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,637 (White grunts) 47 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,508 ORANGE: Me, but now I'm real. 48 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,775 Welcome to The Skeld. 49 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,178 We're so happy to have you amongst us. 50 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,479 Or is it "among us"? 51 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,047 I always forget which one is grammatically... 52 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,016 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,108 ♪ 54 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,531 ORANGE: That's right, it's me. 55 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,033 Now, when you catch the trust ball, 56 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,603 you have to say a fun fact about yourself. 57 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:26,206 My fun fact is that I have two different pairs of shoes, 58 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:30,644 one for normal day wear, and one for when I'm feeling sumptuous. 59 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,381 WHITE: Uh, it doesn't matter how much sleep I get, 60 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,716 I always awaken feeling well-rested 61 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,986 and ready to start the day. 62 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,955 (Green grunting) 63 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,657 (moans) 64 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,227 Uh, well, I grew up in a pretty poor area, 65 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,228 but everyone back home believed in my dream 66 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,598 to one day become a captain. 67 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,933 So the whole town pooled their meager resources 68 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,368 to send me off to school in order to... 69 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,003 ORANGE: Wow, what a unique dream to have. 70 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,071 Now, everybody already knows you're both coming, 71 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,441 so let's start our meet and greet. 72 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,114 - GREEN: Whoa! - BLACK: Excuse me. 73 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,783 ORANGE: Sometimes your unpaid internship 74 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,885 will mean you work in here with Black and Cyan, 75 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,920 - our two geologists. - CYAN: Namaste. 76 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,924 BLACK: I'm a geologist, Cyan is a gemologist. 77 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,392 ORANGE: That's not what the paperwork says. 78 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,926 BLACK: Well, the paperwork is bullsh-- 79 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,295 - ORANGE: Ooh! Got to go. - WHITE: Whoa, whoa. 80 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,030 WHITE: (chuckles) Get out of my way. 81 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,898 ORANGE: And here's the Reactor room. Sometimes your duties 82 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,800 - will require you to fix the... (screams) - (Lime shouts) 83 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,269 LIME: Finally, the Reactor room. 84 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,104 Those damn gremlins must be turning the vents around. 85 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,806 Got to flush them out with some holy water. 86 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,476 ORANGE: This is Lime, our engineer. 87 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,311 LIME: I'm also an ordained minister. 88 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,146 WHITE: Oh. Uh, why are you in the vent? 89 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,782 - LIME: What are you, a cop? - No, but I'm friends with cops. 90 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,384 I'm friends with all kinds of people. 91 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,818 Landlords, influencers, 92 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,253 politician's children, people who green-light 93 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,488 live-action versions of animated movies, 94 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,024 - people who watch live-action... - LIME: I ain't got time for you jaw-waggers. 95 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,626 Get this out of here. Come on-- ow! (distant grunting) 96 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:57,664 ORANGE: Uh, L-Lime is our most unambiguous crewmate. 97 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,131 WHITE and GREEN: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,803 ORANGE: Next up is Purple, who should be... 99 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,572 (wind whistles) 100 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,306 Oh, well, I guess not. 101 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,476 Darn. We'll just have to skip to the next crewmate, 102 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,478 who I like the same amount as everyone else. 103 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,079 Oh! (chuckles) 104 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,847 Hello, Doctor. 105 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,484 BLUE: Hello. 106 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:20,152 ORANGE: Uh... trust ball? 107 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,857 BLUE: After my time building structurally sound homes 108 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,494 for the unhoused in Northern Yeniria, 109 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:30,598 I found that trust isn't given, it's built. 110 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,635 GREEN: You're the most attractive person I've ever seen. 111 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,237 ORANGE: Let's not objectify the hot doctor. 112 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,872 And this is the cafeteria. 113 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,542 I think maybe we can skip this very boring, 114 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,743 very fair working environment. 115 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,578 GREEN: Oh, wow-ee, wow-wow. 116 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,181 YELLOW: Say, Brown, looks like Orange got that new intern. 117 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,583 BROWN: Mm-hmm. 118 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,885 YELLOW: How many beans you being paid, intern? 119 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,154 ORANGE: (chuckles) We don't need to discuss our rate of beans... 120 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,524 - YELLOW: Discussion of wages is protected speech. - Whoa! 121 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:57,991 (glass shatters) 122 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,660 YELLOW: Come on, Green, spill it on three. 123 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,161 ORANGE: Oh, are you putting salt on this pizza? 124 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,562 I love salt. 125 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,364 YELLOW: One, two, three. 126 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,365 - Nothing, I'm an unpaid intern. - YELLOW: Nothing, you're an unpaid intern. 127 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,468 Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,201 - Give me that. - (Orange gasps) 129 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,904 YELLOW: Unpaid internships favor the wealthy 130 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,573 while being a capitalist exploitation 131 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,442 of inexperienced workers under the guise of helping them 132 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,445 achieve their personal and financial dreams. 133 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,112 BROWN: Preach. 134 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,581 ORANGE: That's enough indoctrination for now. Bye. 135 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,884 - GREEN: What's a capitalist? - WHITE: Me. 136 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,585 ORANGE: Okay, you two, looks like 137 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,887 - we've got the big one coming up. - (Purple grunts) 138 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,524 - GREEN: Oh, you mean...? - ORANGE: You bet. The captain! 139 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,292 GREEN: Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh. 140 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,327 The captain! I'm so excited, my legs just started running 141 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,730 - without my brain's input. - RED: Thank you, MIRA HQ, 142 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,600 I'll get the Ore-Plus to Industria on time 143 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,335 with no losses, over and out. 144 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,309 ♪ ♪ 145 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,428 GREEN: Wow. 146 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,263 RED: (chuckles softly) Ahoy, there. 147 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,099 GREEN: Oh, my gosh. Permission to come aboard? 148 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,767 RED: (laughs) Permission granted. 149 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,970 Uh, Here. I'll take that trust ball. 150 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,939 I'm Red, captain of The Skeld. 151 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,742 Shipping Ore-Plus across the galaxy is 152 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,278 a lot of responsibility, but someone's got to do it, 153 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,581 and that someone is me... 154 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,282 the captain. 155 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:33,120 Captain Red. Captain of The Skeld. 156 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,890 - Me. - GREEN: I am so excited to be here! 157 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,559 I want to fly a ship of my own someday. 158 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,494 RED: (chuckles) Well, why wait? 159 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:44,797 Anybody in this room want to try piloting the ship? 160 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,334 ♪ ♪ 161 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,970 GREEN: Aw... 162 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,505 WHITE: Sure. 163 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,806 - (Green sighs) - WHITE: Ooh, hot damn, 164 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,140 I feel like one of my chauffeurs. 165 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,277 Whoo, here we go. (humming) 166 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,212 (laughs) Oh-oh, look out. 167 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,549 PURPLE: Hey, Captain, there seems to be-- 168 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,716 Whoa! 169 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,651 Is the contest winner flying the ship? 170 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,920 RED: Purple. (laughs) Yes. 171 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,090 Uh, uh, they're doing it for a very captain-ly reason 172 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,892 that I-I will say soon. 173 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,327 ORANGE: Oh! This is Purple, our head of security. 174 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,495 PURPLE: Yeah, hi. Is that allowed? 175 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,031 Seems kind of irresponsible. 176 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,001 RED: Irresponsible... 177 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,237 Uh, G, H, I... 178 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,073 Uh, irresponsible. 179 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,475 I don't see anything in the manual. 180 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,278 (stammers) I mean, I don't see any reason why not. 181 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,880 (chuckles weakly) 182 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,248 Or, uh, maybe the unpaid intern should be flying the ship? 183 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,117 PURPLE: You should be flying the ship. 184 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,351 RED: That doesn't sound right. 185 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,852 PURPLE: (groans) Okay. 186 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,021 I just came to say 187 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,689 there seem to be a lot of security issues. 188 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,725 Cameras don't record, they're in black and white and-- 189 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,359 RED: I'm sure it'll be fine, Purps. 190 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,829 - We're just going to Industria. - GREEN: Yeah, Purps, 191 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,297 we're just going to Industria. 192 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,165 PURPLE: Well, I can't exactly do the job 193 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,568 that you're asking me to do without this stuff-- 194 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,704 - (thudding) - (all clamoring) - RED: Oh, my God. 195 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,071 COMPUTER: Alert. Hull breach. 196 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,906 Comms compromised. 197 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,308 - RED: Huh! We've struck an asteroid. - COMPUTER: Alert. 198 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,343 Critical systems compromised. 199 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,378 WHITE: Oh, this kind of thing happens to me all the time. 200 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,214 Don't worry. Someone will fix it. 201 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,449 PURPLE: We have to fix it! 202 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,918 (Lime grunting) 203 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,921 (Lime yells) 204 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,259 (grunting) 205 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,230 PURPLE: Shut the door to the Storage Room! 206 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,565 RED: No! We got to save the Ore-Plus. 207 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,901 (Black grunting) 208 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,439 The emergency seals aren't working. 209 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,145 (both groaning) 210 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,619 BLUE: Orange. 211 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,287 Where are the rest of your trust balls? 212 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,923 ORANGE: Rest of my trust balls? 213 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,760 What are you talking about? I only have one. 214 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,763 (overlapping arguments) 215 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,497 ORANGE: Okay, okay. 216 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,267 BLUE: Dump those balls. 217 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,769 (Orange grunting) 218 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,104 It's too heavy. 219 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,339 (Black groans) 220 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,177 (all grunting) 221 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,118 (air wheezes) 222 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,822 (all cheering) 223 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,626 BLUE: Wow. 224 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,662 You've all done really well. 225 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,330 I'm so impressed with our teamwork today. 226 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,966 You've made me proud. 227 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,634 (all exclaim) 228 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,469 RED: well, I thought the same thing. 229 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,739 I-I thought the same thing. 230 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,974 I'm the captain, so... me, too. 231 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,976 (chuckles weakly) I also said that. 232 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,878 (hesitant agreements) 233 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,015 RED: Oh, you know, Green, if you want to be like me, 234 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,250 - you got to stop being green. - (Green chuckles) 235 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,820 LIME: Mm. (chuckles) 236 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,186 ♪ ♪ 237 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:58,091 It's prosciutto, fig, and uh... (groans) 238 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,727 - Bulgreecian feta. - BROWN: Bulgreecian feta. 239 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,862 CYAN: (whoops) Twin souls 240 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,996 You must be Geminis. 241 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,065 Boop. 242 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,666 ORANGE: So comms are down, 243 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,501 the reactor is on the fritz, and it's going to take us 244 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,603 one extra week to get to Industria? 245 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,874 Mm, I'm afraid I'll have to report this to MIRA HQ. 246 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,508 And it doesn't look good, Red. 247 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,777 RED: R-Report? 248 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,678 (chuckles weakly) Oh, what's to report? 249 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,212 It's just a little cosmetic damage. 250 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,315 We'll get there, no biggie. (chuckles) 251 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,883 And, uh... Oh, hey. 252 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,219 Hey, Purps. (chuckling) There you are. 253 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,021 - Purps. Ah! - PURPLE (quietly): Oh, damn it. 254 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,356 (quietly): I don't see them. 255 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,791 - I don't see them. - RED: P-P-P-P-P-Purps. 256 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,792 PURPLE: I don't see them. I don't see them. 257 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,093 I don't-- Oh. (groans) 258 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,062 RED: Isn't it wild I'm captain now? 259 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,396 PURPLE: Mm-hmm. 260 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,398 RED: So uh, how's the job I got you? 261 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,699 PURPLE: Come on, just stop. 262 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,867 We don't have to do this. 263 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,402 RED: Hey, I am the captain. 264 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,104 I'm just seeing how my crew is. 265 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,140 PURPLE: Well, I'm fine, so... I'll see you later. 266 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,379 GREEN: Hey, has anyone seen White? 267 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,713 They came with me on the ship. 268 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,983 Everyone loved them. 269 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,951 White? White? 270 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,553 Oh. There you are. 271 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,555 (White groans) 272 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,193 (gurgling) 273 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,401 (all screaming) 274 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,407 ♪ ♪ 275 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,943 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 276 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,139 Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot. 277 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,275 Chirp.